Wednesday, June 13, 2012

World's Worst Statue



On the corner of Broadway and California in Burlingame sits the world's worst statue.  I realize this is a broad sweeping statement, but am pretty sure it is true.  There are no doubt worse looking statues and those that honor nefarious characters and events.  Truth be told, this statue isn't a bad representation of a soldier on horseback and the original purpose was probably to honor an honorable man.  However, this statue is the world's worst for three reasons. 1) It does not give any indication as to why it exists. 2) It is in a ridiculous location. 3) No one seems to notice it.  The only reason that I noticed it in the first place is because we frequent the ramen restaurant located in the strip mall on one side.  A Chevron station sits on the other side of the oddly placed statue which is covered with the ramen restaurant's banner and lies on a small patch of dirt next to an electrical box.  What I find especially strange is that after some time spent researching online I was not able to find a single bit of information about the bronzed soldier on horseback.  That makes it all the more absurd because in my estimation the whole point of taking on the cost and effort in building a statue is to memorialize someone or something.  It seems to be counterproductive that it would be impossible to find even a name associated with it.

So, if you are ever in Burlingame, CA and find yourself eating at the Mokutayna ramen restaurant or filling up your gas tank at Chevron, be sure to take a minute to check out the world's worst statue.  Below are a few images of the anonymous fixture.  It was not easy even finding a good angle to photograph the statue but I hope these images portray why I feel this is indeed the world's worst statue.







6 comments:

  1. What I find very amusing is that even though, as you have already mentioned, there is no info whatsoever about this statue thus we don't know what historical representation value it might have, somebody has gone through the trouble to securely chain it so it won't be stolen...:-)

    I have a small photo collection of ugly/weird/out-of-place/plain ridiculous/etc. statues...and lately I've focused on dolphin statues. It seems that lots of seaside town like to have at least one dolphin statue and it amazes me how such a cordial looking marine mammal's face can be distorted in so many ways and very few achieve the proper look :-)

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  2. I am so happy you wrote about this statue! I walked by it today and took a picture. No plaque or anything.... I'm tempted to call first republic tomorrow to find out.

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  3. I noticed it too as I was heading back to the Broadway Caltrain station yesterday and have been wondering what it's all about

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  4. You just don't miss something like that!

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  5. Beware of choking on your Ramen after this proclamation

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  6. The plaque with info was stolen many years ago. I'm waiting to ask Bgme Historical Society what they know. They open 1st Sunday of the month. 1P.M. to 4 P.M.

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